10 Jokes Only Dancers Will Understand
What’s better than a good dance joke? They’re corny, they’re punny, and they’re exactly what you need to get you through long rehearsal days. These 10 jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face—no matter how much your feet are hurting.
How many leotards should I pack for the dance convention this weekend?
Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
Dance friend: So we’re going across the floor and Shelley, who’s in front of me, only does one pirouette instead of two and then she…
Get to the pointe already!
School counselor: You have so much potential. You just need to leap for the stars!
I’ve been doing that since third grade.
Dance teacher: You can’t keep complaining about your feet hurting when you never wear your shoes long enough to break them in!
What animals are the best at turns?
Wow, so many people showed up to your recital.
We had a great turnout!
Ugh, I just don’t understand this combination.
You’ll never nail it if you don’t change your attitude!
You: I’m so excited to visit the Tilting Tower of Pisa!
Um, do you mean the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
What’s a bird’s favorite tap dance move?
Non-dance friend: My feet hurt so bad today!