ABC Unveils Latest "DWTS" Cast

August 29, 2011

In just a few short weeks “Dancing With The Stars” will return for its thirteenth (thirteenth–can you believe it?) season. Last night, ABC revealed which “celebrities” (or, in many cases, people related to celebrities) will grace the dance floor this season. Here’s the lineup:

  • David Arquette
  • Ron Artest
  • Chaz Bono
  • Elizabetha Canalis
  • Kristin Cavallari
  • Nancy Grace
  • Rob Kardashian
  • Carson Kressley
  • Ricki Lake
  • J.R. Martinez
  • Chynna Phillips
  • Hope Solo

Since the so-called-stars are completely underwhelming, the only thing I’m looking forward to this season is getting to see my favorite pros (Chelsie, Anna, Louis, etc.) return to the ballroom. I’ve also got a suggestion for Season 14: the show’s producers should take a cue from “Family Fued” and start inviting the casts of old sitcoms to face off on the show. Wouldn’t you enjoy seeing the cast of “Friends” try to out-tango the cast of “Saved by the Bell?” I’d watch it.

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